Sunday 24 February 2008

istanbul day 1 ooooh so much of pretty



Istanbul, Day 1: Ooooh So Much of the Pretty

In the morning we had breakfast (bread, butter, jam, cheese, boiled

eggs, tomatoes, cucumbers, olives, and tea) on the terrace at 8:30,

and headed out to see Constantinople.

The first stop was, of course, the Church of the Holy Wisdom (Hagia

Sophia in Greek, now a museum called Ayasofya), built by Justinian in

537.

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Although the building's sheer age is impressive and its dome is higher

than all the French cathedrals except possibly Beauvais, we weren't as

bowled over as we expected to be - possibly because of the scaffolding

taking up about a third of the main nave area, possibly because after

500 years of use as a mosque before it was turned into a museum by

Atat�rk, you have to really look hard to find the traces of the

spectacular interior (Hagia Sophia - Providing Employment to Byzantine

Mosaicists, 537-1453!) that remain. And we never did find the

ninth-century Viking graffiti in the gallery. However, we took a

couple pictures, aided by a convenient booth selling batteries outside

the east door, as the camera's chose that moment to die.

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(Donor mosaic over the east door)

One minor drawback of touring Istanbul is the abundance of touts who

stand on the street trying to inveigle you into the various

attractions and sell you everything from package tours to carpets. We

felt mean and culturally insensitive ignoring them or telling them to

bug off, but it can get boring real fast to be constantly harassed

(and some, at least, have realized this; some stores advertise "No

Hassling" and one of the most popular Gallipoli tours is run by a

company called Hassle Free). The touts outside the Blue Mosque also

are rarely in agreement about when the hours of prayer during which

the mosque is closed to tourists are. So after receiving three

conflicting pieces of information on when we would be able to get in,

instead we wandered around the square where the Hippodrome used to be,

where there is an obelisk set up by Theodosius (which has aged a heck

of a lot better than Cleopatra's Needle).

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We had lunch at an unpretentious little restaurant in the courtyard of

a Byzantine church-turned-mosque that was unfortunately closed for

renovation. We went next to the Basilica Cistern, a bizarrely

intriguing place underneath the main square in Sultanahmet, which

apparently was forgotten for several centuries while the locals were

able to "magically" lower buckets through their living room floors and

get water and even fish. There are still fish there, and I threw two

euro-cents into the water. Two of the columns - set up in the 6th

century, but salvaged from earlier buildings - have huge Medusa heads

on them, and the lights flash on and off randomly and atmospherically.

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Then we finally made it into the Blue Mosque.

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Touring mosques is a weird experience. Although many women tourists

ignore the posted requirements for modest clothing and head coverings,

I dutifully tied on my tulip-pattern scarf and was wearing long

skirts; men can't wear shorts, and all tourists do have to take off

their shoes. Tourists have to stay in the rear third of the mosque -

only Muslim men can go further forward (the women pray in railed-off

areas behind the tourists). A delegation of Arab visitors was in the

Blue Mosque while we were there. And to those used the playing the

game of Guess-the-Iconography in cathedrals and churches, the abstract

decoration of mosque interiors is oddly disappointing - serene and

unified, but not exciting.

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Next on the agenda was the attempt to procure a transit pass. I here

excerpt my letter to Lonely Planet Guides (of which this is the most

negative part):

Our biggest beef with the book is the - at least in our experience -

inadequate and overly optimistic coverage of the transit system.

Although the extension of the tram across the bridge is a big plus,

and the funicular from Kabatas to Taksim will be very helpful when

it's finished (we saw the construction pit), many prices have gone up;

as far as we could tell, any single ride (bus, tram) cost at least a

lira and sometimes 1.25, though the ferries to the Princes' Islands

were only 1.50. The big problem, though, was with the Akbil,

specifically the ones for set times (daily, weekly etc.). The guide

makes no mention of the fact that THE PERSON FROM WHOM YOU ARE BUYING

YOUR AKBIL WILL NOT SPEAK EVEN THE MOST BASIC ENGLISH. For a service

so relevant to tourism, this is a serious problem. We started off on

the wrong foot with some ill-advised sign language, and instead of two

haftalik Akbil were sold a single debit Akbil with 14YTL on it. A Turk

who did speak some English happened by and seemed to browbeat the

vendor on our behalf into taking a further 22YTL and converting the

device into two haftalik. We traveled on this for 3 � days before

receiving a rude awakening - it had never been a haftalik at all; he

had taken the easy way out and simply loaded all the money on the

Akbil, but left it as a debit rather than a set-period one. We spoke

to a series of officials in booths, none of whom spoke any language

other than Turkish (we tried German as well), and who, while ranging

from more to less helpful, offered some truly wacky

suggestions/explanations (one ferry official suggested that we press

the thing in a bus reader between ferry trips because "ship to bus OK,

ship to ship not OK", which of course turned out not to help at all),

and all flatly refused either to "make us whole" by converting the

Akbil into the haftalik we had paid for in the first place, or even to

sell us a g�nl�k Akbil for the current day - EVEN WHEN THE PRICE LIST

FOR SET-PERIOD AKBIL WAS POSTED RIGHT OVER THEIR HEADS (as at T�nel).

Apparently - and this is only a guess, because they were all trying to

explain the situation to us in Turkish, when they did anything beyond

just shaking their heads - to get a set-period Akbil you need a kind

of identity card, with photo and signature, that also contains the

metal button on which the money is loaded - rather than the colored

plastic debit Akbil. (There were ads for these cards around town, so

they may be a new tweak to the system.)

The upshot of this was that we ended up doing a lot more walking that

we had really wanted to, while paying almost twice as much for transit

as we had budgeted. Unlimited travel for a set period makes such a

huge difference to the sore feet of tourists, it is a severe

disappointment and worry when it has been promised and proves

unobtainable. If the researcher for the next edition of the guidebook

can't figure out how to obtain a set-period Akbil without being able

to argue in fluent Turkish, he or she should drastically modify the

description of the Istanbul transit system, and in any case it should

be made clear that the system is NOT set up to cater to tourists, that

most of the vendors speak no language other than Turkish and those who

do speak English mostly border on incomprehensible (we only

encountered one with whom we could have any kind of rational

conversation), and that, even if they're not outright cheating you,

they will (1) deny that the thing you're seeking exists, (2) refuse to

sell it to you even when they admit it does exist, and (3) take your

money and give you something other than what you asked for.

But enough about that. We then took in the Spice Bazaar, where Josh

bought some special Turkish pepper for Adam, and where there were lots

of spectacular wares laid out, from Turkish delight to tea sets to

icons with blue glass beads against the evil eye, but you couldn't

actually look at anything without the touts assuming that you wanted

to haggle for it. We took a break in the forecourt of the New Mosque

on the Golden Horn and then took the tram across the Galata Bridge to

the Beyoglu district, Istanbul's restaurant and nightlife area and

also the location of Christ Church Anglican. We sat in the square

around the Galata Tower (built by the Genoese in the 14th century)

watching a juggler and some kids playing soccer - the neighborhood

between the tower and the water, and that around the church, is pretty

rough: the "real," untouristy Istanbul, with feral cats and dogs and

broken sidewalks and the most astonishing assortment of

hole-in-the-wall stores. It then transitions very suddenly into a

swish European-style pedestrian shopping boulevard called Istiklal

Caddesi, which we strolled up and down for a while before walking down

a very steep hill and then partway back up to the courtyard where the

church is. Christ Church is the Crimean Memorial, built by

subscription from the British populace in the 19th century, and

skillfully built into the side of the hill so that its towers wouldn't

compete with those of the nearby mosques, as required by 19th-century

Ottoman edict. It's a very pretty building with what seems to be an

original eight-lobed marble font set into the floor, and has been

recently embellished with very cool murals on the rood screen by an

artist named Mungo McCosh.

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We met the chaplain, a genial Irishman named Ian Sherwood, and several

of the refugees from places like Sudan, Pakistan and Burundi who live

in the lodgings attached to the church. I was given an alb and a

bulletin and thrown into the middle of a fairly high, Old Prayer Book

service which was nevertheless conducted pretty much on the St.

John's, North Haven, fly-by-the-seat-of-the-pants principle. I made

the classic visiting preacher error of preaching on all three lessons

when it turned out only two were read, and Ian and I got mixed up

about the order of sermon and footwashing, but it all went off quite

well, and the organist showed up so we could sing properly. Afterward

we ended up eating in a restaurant with Ian and two women from the

congregation, one American and one English, and the latter insisted on

paying for dinner for everyone (thank you, Rosemary!). What with


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